so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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