How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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