I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
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