did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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