you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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