I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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