Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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