UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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