his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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