she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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