I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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