I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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