Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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