he wants to bone in the snuggie
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I fill condoms, not promises.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize
