I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
She announced her abortion via fbk
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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