'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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