Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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