I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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