the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I need moral support for this bender
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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