in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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