Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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