There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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