Me. At least after what I've been through.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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