HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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