so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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