So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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