the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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