the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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