Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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