apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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