i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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