lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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