so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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