My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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