conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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