People in love make me want to vomit
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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