like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
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