i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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