I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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