So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Life without a bra equals bliss.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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