stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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