she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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