Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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