Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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