I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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