Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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