Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I have feelings that need drinking.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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