I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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