They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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