yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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